The main players and drinkers and eventual owners were Certified Saint Sasha (grew tired of sliding down poles and
settled for the good life) and her hubby Shoot 'Em Down Francis (rugged looks, with quick wit and the sex drive of a
monkey). They also had the help of Dicky, A.K.A. Little Pants, (a little man = little pants), his flava-of-the-month lady
friend Jenna (no nickname-we didn't get the chance to know her long enough) and finally, Boy Toy Johnny and his
lovely wife Dominatrix Debbie (only married for one year, but poor Johnny's got enough whip scars to rival a Mexican
donkey).
To make a long story short, the group rounded up a $400 bar tab drinking tequila and whiskey. They didn't have $400.
So they decided to make funny t-shirts for side cash. So the next time they racked up a $400 bar tab, they'd have the
cash to pay for it. And that's our story. And we're sticking to it.
Enjoy our t-shirts! We hope people laugh and if they don't, remember...
There's a FLAVA FOR EVERYONE at Kookie Tees.
